Thursday, September 11, 2008

PERIOD

I cannot expound for too long on my use of the ellipses. I have frequent pauses in thought. Plus, when you're reading, I like to give you guys a bit of a cue. Consider the ellipses a stage direction, as if I, the director, am telling you, the actor, where exactly to pause for comedic effect.

For example.

This doesn't work: Hello...my friend.

This does work: You know what I love the best? ... Boobies

Gah. Already shirking my responsibilities to those with a higher frame of mind.

I pause my thoughts frequently so my voice can catch up

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