Things You Didn't Know About Blair

1. He owns a unicorn named Horny.

2. He washes himself with a lotion-covered brick.

3. He summers in his posh loft in Lady Liberty's Torch.

4. He was the original Olympian, winning an honorary award for "most winged shoes".

5. He penned the pilot episode of Perfect Strangers, and then was promptly fired for infusing the following scripts with Mypos sheepherder slurs.

6. He broke apart Pangaea into the 7 current continents just by sneezing.

7. His birth name is Thaddeus G. I. Fridays, but he owns an Applebee's.

8. He is the New Testament Source Q, which stands for Quawesome.

9. He cracked the Liberty Bell by crashing into a tree while running with it on his head.  Observers say he "looked like a drunken penis".  He does not recall this.

10. He has a closet devoted exclusively to overalls.